Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail
Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!