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A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
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The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
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Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Help me Doc!
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Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...