Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
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What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...