Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...