Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...