They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...