Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...