Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...