Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...