A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!