Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...