Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.