So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...