How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...