What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!