Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...