Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!