Three vampires go to a bar
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Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
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Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
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4 Doctors talk Politics!
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A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...