Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...