Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Colombian computer joke
Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...