What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...