He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....