Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...