Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...