Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
You can have a woman president without electing her You can spell colour wrong...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
worm’s favorite band
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Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...