Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...