Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
Evaluating this painting
|A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...