Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...