Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...