A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...