Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!