Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Why the bad plays?
| true story, according to the LA Times…..Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...