A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
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