The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Macintosh Computers
MACINTOSH stands for…Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
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Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...