The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!