Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...