Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Top10 things men know about women…
The Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:10 9 8 7 6 5 4...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
You might be a redneck if… rich relative
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...