A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...