Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...