Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...