Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...