A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Polak Detective
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...