Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...