Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Sleep Deprivation
In the sleepy city of Sherrill, N.Y., two unsuspecting adults have found themselves the...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....