Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...