Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.