Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...