Have you ever tried worm pie?
|What’s the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...