OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Sneaky, sneaky…
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the...