Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...